Friday, September 29, 2017

Is the WW2 bomb found under the Spurs training ground today the jinx they never knew about?


For the first time in ages, St. Totteringham's Day has been held in reprieve for consecutive years. Finishing above Arsenal will make Spurs feel they've had a reasonable year, yet the past few years as title challengers will feel a bit of a let down. Struggling in Europe and a history of selling their best players will not help that feeling. I think this is all about to change though. 


Glad you asked Ryan. 

We may have found the reason why Spurs have not won a title since shortly after Churchill. A WW2 bomb was found under the training ground today and I think this may have been the cause of so many heartbreaks at the Lane. Stay with me. As the self-proclaimed "Yids", probably doesn't do anyone any favors to have a german bomb where you train everyday. Just bad juju city. Secondly, training over an dud bomb may explain the lack of killer instinct missing in the side over the past 60 years. Dud bomb = dud squad 100 times out of 100. With the bomb gone and Harry Kane in the side, you now have to LOVE spurs to win the league*. 

Now if you are the management at Spurs and had to send a player in to get rid of the bomb, it would have to be Erik Lamela right? Talk about dud. 







*finish above Arsenal 

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